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[Jul. 23rd, 2005|07:07 pm]
Twisted, but strangely fluffy
So, my father opens the oven.

He takes out the chicken roasting therein.

He brandishes his basting spoon.

And he tells the chicken "All your baste are belong to us!"

I'm left with WTF spurting from my psyche at firehose pressures.

[User Picture]From: tee_moss
2005-07-23 06:15 pm (UTC)
You are soooooo quoted!

That's much better and less creepy than my dad sitting in front of his newly set up computer and saying "I rule" with an upraised fist in an imitation of Kevin Spacey from American Beauty.
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[User Picture]From: kaura_nighthawk
2005-07-23 06:18 pm (UTC)
...your father is geekier than mine. >_> By whole magnitudes.
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[User Picture]From: pseudowolf
2005-07-23 06:23 pm (UTC)
I won't even start in on the number of puns my dad has made over the years. I can say that when I started to follow suit, my mom just said "Oh no! Not you too!" I don't think he's ever heard of the "All your base" thing, tho.
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[User Picture]From: lordmork
2005-07-23 06:27 pm (UTC)
Your father is my new hero.
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From: scribe_of_stars
2005-07-24 02:03 am (UTC)
How are you chicken?!

I need to move to England...
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From: sulcharae
2005-07-24 03:29 am (UTC)
*stows in your carry-on* ¬¬
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